stuckinapril:

babygirl i’ve misread social cues you can’t even imagine

(via spongebobssquarepants)

cryptotheism:

bobakett:

bobakett:

cryptotheism:

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

Oh wrong post

No stay in this space with me

(via somespicyshrimp)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via milfdennys)

birlinterrupted:

why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i’m sure he probably deserves

(via spongebobssquarepants)

dappermouth:

you ever stare at your childhood home on google street view and feel profoundly lost in the world

(via tchaikovsgay)

caputvulpinum:

just because its a bromance doesnt mean you cant kiss him with tongue. follow for more nontoxic masculinity or else

(via somespicyshrimp)

spinchs-field:

spinchs-field:

spinchs-field:

the sound a bass guitar makes is a gender.

it is also a sexuality

it is also a secret third thing

(via tchaikovsgay)

soshinee:

neotrances:

sometimes those wet cat foods be smellin a lil too good

(via zackisontumblr)